Hamsters Spinning Wheels

Early critics of the efficient market hypothesis claimed incorrectly that market efficiency meant that a monkey throwing darts at a list of stocks was just as good an investment strategy as any other. Now we have hamsters spinning wheels. Mr Goxx, a hamster, makes cryptocurrency investments by spinning a wheel. Two men in Germany have created a cage in which Mr. Goxx spins a hamster wheel. Where the wheel stops selects the cryptocurrency for investment. Then, Mr. Goxx enters one of two tunnels for a buy or sell order. Switches on the wheel and tunnels automatically execute the order. Since Mr. Goxx has begun investing in September 2020, his return is above all major stock market indices. Are you ready for a hamster investment advisor? We hope not!